Introducing...

Discussion in 'Introductions and Farewells' started by tazdevil1, Jan 3, 2017.

What do you think of tazdevil1?

  1. Wow...just wow!

    3 vote(s)
    42.9%
  2. He's an awesome guy!

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%
  3. He's pretty cool, would love to meet him.

    3 vote(s)
    42.9%
  4. Eh, he ain't much.

    4 vote(s)
    57.1%
  5. Words fail me.

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%
  6. Taz who?

    3 vote(s)
    42.9%
  7. Potato!

    7 vote(s)
    100.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. tazdevil1

    tazdevil1

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    [tl;dr: Skip to the part in bold, although why you would do that I don't know, this post is amazing!]

    ...Me!

    Mysterious voice: *whispers* You know, that guy. The guy who built rome in one day. The guy who made an omelette without cracking any eggs. The guy who not only led a horse to water, but even made him drink!

    *drumroll*

    Mysterious voice: He's the one, the only Tazdevil1!

    *sound of thundering applause*

    *@tazdevil1 walks onto the stage*

    Tazdevil1: Thank you, thank you all. I am touched. Truly, it is an honour to be here, to be presented with this opportunity to introduce myself to all of you...

    *a pause*

    Tazdevil1: Aww, who am I kidding, you guys know who I am!

    *@tazdevil1 waves to all his adoring fans*

    *sound of cheering*

    Tazdevil1: Now, for tonight's entertainment, we shall be watching a duel between myself and @The! But this is no ordinary duel, it's a duel to the death!

    *sound of even more cheering*

    Tazdevil1: Now, I know all of you are excited-

    *a sudden flash of light*

    *@The appears besides @tazdevil1*

    The: Just what do you think you're doing?! You're supposed to be doing your intro, not some kind of deluded roleplay!

    *the crowd ooohs*

    Tazdevil1: Look everyone, it's the man of the hour!

    *@tazdevil1 whispers to The: Just roll with it.*

    *@The's eye twiches*

    *@tazdevil1 snaps his fingers and a sword appears in his hand*

    Tazdevil1: Now pick your weapon, you savage beast, and we shall duel!

    *The reaches inside his pockets and brings out...a ban hammer!*

    *the crowd gasps*

    The: IF YOU DON'T STOP WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME, I'M GOING TO BAN YOU ALL THE WAY TO MIDDLE EARTH AND BACK! NOW DO YOUR INTRO!

    Tazdevil1: OK! OK!

    *@tazdevil1 sighs*

    The: IS THAT A SIGH I HEAR?

    Tazdevil1: N-n-no!

    The: Good.

    *@The snaps his fingers. The stage and the crowd dissapears*

    The: You know what to do.

    *@tazdevil1 sighs*

    Hey everyone, it's me...tazdevil1.

    *@The raises his eyebrow*

    The: And...?

    Tazdevil1: I was just getting there ok?!

    Mostly everyone calls me taz...because it's shorter. And they're lazy.

    *@The clears his throat*

    Anyway, I'm an avid fan of football (call it soccer if you want, I don't particularly care), so if you ever want to talk about the beautiful game, just drop me a message.

    I also like a bunch of other stuff ranging from books to anime to movies and games. I could go on and on about it here but it's best to message me if you ever want to talk. I'm always open to discussion about a wide variety of subjects, so please, don't be afraid to message me.


    The: There, was that so hard?

    Tazdevil1: Yes...

    *The smiles*

    The: Good, I always like to see you suffer.

    :eek:

    [Hey guys! This is taz, and the bit above was a bit of fun I just thought up, The doesn't actually hate me...probably...
    Anyway, if you have any questions, just leave a comment down below. I'd love to meet all my adoring fans. Hope to see y'all around.]


    -Taz
     
    Last edited: Jan 5, 2017
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  2. zbug

    zbug Frogs

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    How long did this take you to write? XD
    Very nice introduction! Welcome to gravity o_O
     
  3. tazdevil1

    tazdevil1

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    Too long. :emoji_yum:

    :emoji_relaxed:
     
  4. The

    The Master of the House Staff Member

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    I'm not surprised I did given that grammar :emoji_yum:

    And to be fair, if I banned you to middle earth, I wouldn't be returning here.

    I guess this is my official welcome, so hello :emoji_relaxed: Welcome to Gravity. I hope I lives up to your expectations.
     
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  5. Copy Cat Master

    Copy Cat Master

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    I like how 3 people vote for potato, lol.
     
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  6. tazdevil1

    tazdevil1

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    Touché. Although, you're one to say:
     
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  7. zbug

    zbug Frogs

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    thats when you say you got him! :emoji_smile:
     
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  8. The

    The Master of the House Staff Member

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    I've been had! What am I going to do?!
     
  9. Owen

    Owen Only Slightly Useless Staff Member

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    Dig your self a hole and hope no one notices
     
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  10. The

    The Master of the House Staff Member

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    I've always had a penchant for digging holes :emoji_yum:
     
  11. tazdevil1

    tazdevil1

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    Should I be worried?
     
  12. The

    The Master of the House Staff Member

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    Oh yes, you should probably be very worried, but I'll try to keep it hidden :emoji_yum:
     
  13. tazdevil1

    tazdevil1

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    Very reassuring. :rolleyes:
     
  14. tazdevil1

    tazdevil1

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